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@KeithAshers: Bee hives are like nature’s free piñatas. Except when the candy comes out it chases you and causes anaphylactic shock. @kelkulus: A friend of mine is allergic to both peanut butter and bees, which he discovered when he bit into the worst sandwich ever. @rickkondell: Things that don’t kill […]


ER Quotes #4

A fresh batch of insane quotes heard, overheard, or uttered under the breath in the ER.   PA:  And it was a good night, because at the end, everyone was alive, you know, except for the dead guy.         Me:  These are your legs, this is your vagina […]


ER Quotes #1

I love my job, it provides such great stories.  Sometimes I just have random quotes.  Enjoy.  All of these are ER related and terrible, I’ll give you a real post next Thursday.  Slightly modified to protect the not-so-innocent. Nurse:  This guy was insane, psychotic, worse than meth! Rob:  Think it […]