ER Quotes: Round 12

Just some stuff overheard in any random ER.   Doc1: I had a chlamydia shift last night. Doc2: Huh? Doc1: It was just a painful drip all night long               Nurse Practitioner:  The doc made her cry, but I also made her cry cause she’s […]



Allergic to Sanity

Me: “What is the easiest way to tell if your patient is crazy?” Resident1: “Past medical history?” Me: “No.” Resident2: “Current medications?” Me: “No.” Resident3: “Their infatuation with 1980’s cartoons?” Me: “Shut up, 1980’s cartoons are awesome (click that link!).  Did you know they are making a Jem and the Holograms […]