Things overheard in the ER, round 10.
Nurse on phone: “Oh, well, that’s nice that you’re going to donate your body.”
Doctor: “So why is he here?”
Police: “Yeah, um, I guess he was attacking a house with a spatula.”
Nurse: “Who? What’s her name?”
PA: “Well, her name should be Mrs. I can see your vulva from the doorway…”
Nurse: “How much more do they want? I’ll give him a big ‘ole skin to skin hug, tell ’em don’t mind my hairy areolas.”
Tech: “I don’t think I can run troponins…”
Scribe: “Well, not with that attitude.”
Inebriated patient: “HEY! No one’s waited on me yet!”
Resident: “Yeah my face swells up when I drink coffee, but I’ll be OK.”
Doc: “So help me, if I have to intubate you I’m spitting down your throat before I tube you!”
Random Tweet: What if all of Harry Potter is just a kid with a concussion after being tricked to run head first into a concrete wall.
PA: “I had a patient with chlamydia, gonorrhea, and trichomonas. All three. That’s a hat trich. hahahaha!”
Tech: “Who? Brandt? He doesn’t know anything about fashion, just look at him!”
Brandt: “But… but, I’m just wearing scrubs!”
Nurse: Blech, vagina’s are just ugly.
Scribe: Maybe it’s just the name. What if they were just called squiggle feathers?
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