@KeithAshers: Bee hives are like nature’s free piñatas. Except when the candy comes out it chases you and causes anaphylactic shock.
@kelkulus: A friend of mine is allergic to both peanut butter and bees, which he discovered when he bit into the worst sandwich ever.
@rickkondell: Things that don’t kill bees:
1. Furniture polish
Rob: Do deaf people think you are violently screaming at them whenever you yawn?
@robfee: Being a New York Jets fan is like watching Titanic every Sunday and cheering for the boat.
The only possible reason for this insane weather in Michigan is that someone out there is losing a game of Jumanji.