So, apparently in China, some dedicated Urologically inclined individual invented this:
This is a device that can be used to assist men who have to give a sperm sample.
I am not making this up.
Here’s the video.
This is the part where I would normally put a commentary, but I’m too busy looking on Ebay to see if they sell these things, you know, for research. Somehow I feel that if these magical robots and Sperm banks, the patients would come and pay to donate.
For some reason, on the video, with that noise, I want to sing the Hokey Pokey… you put your *something* in, your put your *something* out, you put your *something* in, then it shakes it all about.