Rob Brandt

Bad Superpowers

As a kid, I always wished I had superpowers. Then I turned into an adult. Now I REALLY wish I had superpowers. However, I learned that some gifts are also a curse. Take for instance some of the X-men. Nightcrawler for example has in my opinion one of the coolest abilities. He has the ability […]


How Do They know Where it's going?

The Smell that Melted My Basement

So often in medicine, we forget that the person in the bed has more in their life than being a patient. I see people on what may potentially be the worst day of their lives.  With the random exceptions (“hey, I took a pregnancy test at home and it was […]

ER Quotes, Round 11

Some quotes heard in some ER somewhere.     Random ER person: I just unleashed a dump the entire length of my colon Nurse:  And I bet the turd gobbler just wouldn’t eat the whole thing         Nurse (getting a temperature on young child) Mom: At home […]

Feces on a stick (huge street vender fly selling shit)

ED Quotes #10

  Things overheard in the ER, round 10.   Nurse on phone: “Oh, well, that’s nice that you’re going to donate your body.”       Doctor: “So why is he here?” Police: “Yeah, um, I guess he was attacking a house with a spatula.”         Nurse: […]