Monthly Archives: June 2015


Soon You Will Be Invincible. 3

I recently took my car to the mechanic. I did this because when I put the car in reverse it sounded like a garbage bag filled with angry baby baboons.  Forward?  No problem. Reverse?  “Screeeeeerreeeeeeereeeeee!” I brought the car in. The guy looked it over and told me my brakes […]

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Quotes #7

The freshest batch of random quotes overheard in the ER:     Rob:  “I’d rather bad pizza than good kimchi”       Nurse:  “Well, no, I mean, I’m really getting much older” Rob:  “Is there anyone ever who can’t make that statement?”         Patient:  “How do […]