Monthly Archives: April 2015


All Babies Are Drunk

Currently, every single nurse in the ER is pregnant.  Perhaps I should let you know that I actually wrote this entry several (SEVERAL) months ago.  You’d think that would make that first sentence untrue.  It does not. Every single nurse. Ok, I’m exaggerating.  Three nurses just gave birth in the […]

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Quotes #6

Things overheard in the ER…   Doc:  “He is just so fricking tight…  I mean his lungs.  I hate you guys.”     Nurse: “I think I’ve found out the mystery of my poop”     Doc to Resident:   “So what’s wrong with her” Resident:  “Um, well, she’s old?” […]