Monthly Archives: July 2014

ER Quotes #3 4

A semi-fresh tasty batch of quotes and other insanity overheard in the ER.  Enjoy.       Patient:  “I gotta see if there’s a baby up on in here so I can get it out”         Patient (after snorting out a blood clot the size of a […]

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How my brother accidentally saved my life

Sometimes I write meaningful essays that make you think.  This is not one of  those times. We had a Siamese cat named Schwartz. Schwartz had the mental capacity of a potato, but with less puzzle solving skills.  Schwartz also ate anything.  Anything.  I clearly remember Schwartz eating squeeze cheese as fast […]