Monthly Archives: May 2014

The Pentaverate

After years of straining my brain, I have had an epiphany: eating glitter make your poop magical.  Try it, send me the pictures… but that was not the epiphany. At the age of 16ish months, my daughter could blumble anywhere and get into anything.  I say “blumble” because it looked like […]

Childrens pentaverate


Bum the Wonderdog

I love dogs, but this story is about a dog I don’t love.  That dog was named Bum.  Bum’s stupidity nearly ruined my happy outlook on life.  Here’s how. The warm sunshine smiled upon our family as our newest member smiled a sloppy grin.  My dad informed us we were dog-sitting for one […]

Gluten Free MRSA

What is currently the world’s most terrifying word? Gluten, followed secondly by MRSA (pronounced mersah, kind of like ‘Murica (short for America (U.S.A!  U.S.A!  U.S.A! (CLICK for a healthy dose of FREEDOM!)))). Patients don’t know why they are scared of it, but they know they need it checked. Now, for the […]