Yearly Archives: 2014


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And my Favorite Part Was When I Did Not Wet My Pants In Anger 1

A friend of mine owns his own window washing company. He is loud, boisterous, energetic, and utterly fantastic.  He works ridiculously hard, and makes all his customers expectations are exceeded. He recently told me about a potential customer of his. The person called and demanded that he come over and wash […]


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@KeithAshers: Bee hives are like nature’s free piñatas. Except when the candy comes out it chases you and causes anaphylactic shock. @kelkulus: A friend of mine is allergic to both peanut butter and bees, which he discovered when he bit into the worst sandwich ever. @rickkondell: Things that don’t kill […]