Monthly Archives: October 2013


Something-ist

It is always bad if you are something-ist.  Things that end -ist makes you a somewhat bad person, at least a jerk and at worst someone who needs to be ostracized to your very own island.  I’m sure I’m not racist; Many of my friends are of varying ethnicity including […]


MonstER 1

Monster ER:   I work in the monster ED, Where patient’s intentions are seedy, Some creatures come dripping, and oozing with slime, Cantankerous, devious, covered in grime, Already their living on some borrowed time And some of them really are needy.   I really enjoy working here, Though sometimes I […]

Monster ER